That all sounds nice, but he has to remember if he does win a third of the country is going to say he cheated, America sucks, America is the blame for everything wrong in the world, and then try to block anything that would be good for America because they just can't stand to let anyone else have credit.

None of this will happen with the dirtbags in the house and senate.

10 lies to get elected then screw America like bush did.

Rappin' Rudy "G" The Gigolo of The G.O.P.!

I believe Giuliani should be committed...to an institution.

Commitment 13: I will uphold the sanctity of marriage by not humilitating my ex-wives, or having an affair outside of marriage anymore, or by getting divorced during the presidential campaign.

Rudy the wanna-be dictator says he'll appoint strict constructionist judges and reform the legal system. Hmmm...so many questions we could ask. If the thinks he can reform the legal system...well good luck. AND, just what is Rudy's idea of "constructionist"? Be aware folks.

"I will increase adoptions, decrease abortions, and protect the quality of life for our children." "..unless their mothers want them aborted, then all bets are off...cuz,you know...there isn't any quality of life where there is no longer any life at all." Ugh.

# 14 I will appoint the best Divorce attorneys, in fact mine was great here is his card!!! # 15 I will instill a family values system for all! # 16 I will make divorce tax detuctible.

How about "support and defend the constitution of the United States" it is in the oath of office and includes the bill of rights. If Rudy has some time he might try reading it for a real eye opener.

Rudy is consistent, principled and up-front with his thoughts and agenda. If he says he'll do these things I know he would move heaven and earth to accomplish them.

So after he does all of that, when does he walk on water?

New Yorkers expect egos and lies that large in leaders; middle America won't accept.

Good one, Barbara in Dallas.

I believe these twelve commitments are mathematically impossible. That doesn't mean they are. What about getting Clinton's budget surplus back from the ungodly wealthy? What about all the money Halliburton and other contractors in Iraq filched from the American taxpayer? What will you do to stop corporations from bribing politicians, when this government is presumably of the people, for the people and by the people? Will you seek punishment for Bush, Cheney, Rove and Gonzales for stealing from the poor and middle class and giving to the rich? How about for putting America on course to becoming a second rate power? Would you strive to have every politician and corporate executive who stole from the American people serve time in the slammer in line with what Ms. Butts is up against for stealing toilet paper from a courthouse, considering all these abovementioned entities together have stolen enough money from us to keep the world in high-quality toilet paper until the Statue of Liberty is crotch deep in glacier melt? Do you want us to read your lips? Would you be willing to take a lie detector test? Don't you agree that most Republican politicians are liars and crooks? Do you think our attempt to get rid of Gonzo is a fishing expedition, or do you, like myself, consider Rove's term "fishing expedition" a bumper sticker slogan calculated to take our eyes off the ball? What will you do to entities like FOX news and Rush Limbaugh for brainwashing the people of this nation who reside on the lower end of the IQ scale so that the rich pigs of America will have a voter base for politicians who will be their puppets? How would you go for making it a crime for media outlets posing as news organizations to knowingly peddle propaganda to America's slow learning and mentally retarded, AKA working class Republicans? How about desisting from using the nation's public schools as propaganda factories? Is that what you mean by providing Americas children with a quality education? I have many other questions, but I have no intention of making this a novella-length quest for information. If you can provide satisfactory answers to what I have asked, I would vote for you, assuming you switch to the Democratic party. And assuming, of course, you are not lying.

typical liberal responses. If Hillary did the same thing I would call into commandmants #1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12. Since Hillary will do none of it, I guess she is not the best hope for america. If Rudy can do it, that's all fine, but I think Mitt is just as good or better, but I will back whichever candidate my party agrees to and run with the ABC's (anybody but Clinton).

If he wanted to, he could easily "commit" Bush, Cheney, Gonzales, and others in charge now. I'm sure he could find twelve pretty easily.

Otherwise known as The Twelve Commitments.
aka Rudy & The Commitments
-I will keep America on offense in the Terrorists’ War on Us.
-I will end illegal immigration, secure our borders, and identify every non-citizen in our nation.
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Rudy's team plagiarized from Hillary! I just found this on her campaign site: Hillary’s Twelve Commitments: -I will offend hard-working middle-class Americans every opportunity I get. -I will end the right of my opposition to speak, outlaw Christianity, open our borders to Chinese intelligence officers (in exchange for campaign contributions), and identify and track every citizen in our nation. -I will trash fiscal discipline and waste Washington’s money. (You really think it’s the taxpayers’ money? Get real.). -I will pay no taxes and will reform the tax code so that the imbeciles in the middle-class struggle to fund the left-wing elites and the poor. -I will impose accountability on Bill. -I will lead America towards energy dependence. -I will give Americans no control over healthcare and force them to flee to Canada and Mexico to see a doctor. -I will increase abortions and and force all children to report on their parents thoughts and actions. -I will reform the legal system by firing all conservative judges and then insist that the remainder legislate from the bench. -I will ensure that every community in America is prepared to forgive terrorists for being misunderstood. -I will escort every child to a quality indoctrination center, and establish a revolutionary guard to shut down rogue schools that do not comply with the program. -I will expand American ignorance of the global economy and make us the laughing stock of the world.

jerri, jerri jerri what else is there to say

Sounds like the 12 GOP talking points to me...this guy worries me more everyday.

Ted? Hyannisport?? Cute one, oh gutless blogger.

TED on the Cape in Ma...You need a new computer yours seems to have been HACKED! I read all that and more on McRudy's site.

well, Now that we know Clinton's 12 commandments....

And then he'll end global warming, bring peace on earth, end hatred, war and poverty, and any other miracle he can think of. Who is this guy kidding?

Anytime I hear a candidate say, "I will..." I want to ask if the candidate thinks he/she is running for dictator. I would rather hear a candidate tell me what he/she thinks the role of government is, how well versed he/she is regarding the Constitution and the concept of separation of powers and whether he/she has ever read about or has any interest in history!

"I will expand America's involvement in the global economy and strengthen our reputation around the world." Richard, Astoria, NY: "If he says he'll do these things I know he would move heaven and earth to accomplish them." I think you're right, The rest of the commitments are acceptable, this one he has to explain in terms of benefit to Americans versus the currency loyalists and American Corporations and how he plans to please the money interests and stop illegal migration.

Focus group tested, party boss approved. The public face of conservatism looks less like a political movement and more like a marketing campaign every day. Meanwhile the actions behind the scenes look less and less like American democracy, more and more like Orwell's "1984".

Rude-boy, stop those illegals and you're our man.

Bush has presided over our decline, Rudy seems all set to preside over our demise. He'll then stand on the rubble of America and try to look Presidential.

I agree with you Bruce, St. Helens, we aren't electing a king, here..." I will, I will, I will." Sounds ridiculous. What are we, a nation of serfs?

The second that he gives any kind of plan on how he is going to accomplish those things I will care. This goes for every politician who doesn't back up their rhetoric with details. But you won't hear any complaints against Republican candidates for lack of substance. Especially not from the kool aide drinkers on this forum.

sounds like what a beauty pageant contestant would say....all we need is a favorite color, a zodiac sign, and his neasurements

In re: Ted, Hyannisport. I'm pretty sure this is the same guy who posted the following: Hillary as multilingual??? Perhaps she derives this spin from the fact that she is a two-faced, forked-tongue transmorph and not really multi-linguistically proficient. - Linguistics Semiotics Prof (Sent Saturday, April 28, 2007 9:27 AM) In another post, he called himself City Limit, Denver, on the same thread. A week or so later, he called himself Rocky Montane form Pueblo, Co. , a name that sounds like something he stole out of a soap opera. I exposed him as a phony by pointing out that the word "Transmorph" was from a children's sci-fi book. I googled it and came up with Harry Potter, which wouldn't be normal reading for a linguistics prof. Since then, he has been stalking me, and waits for me to post something that rattles his cage. Then he will come right behind me, like on this thread, and try to trash what I just said. Most people on this blog can see that he is a moron, but he thinks if he changes his name each time, he will be able to fool someone into thinking he's smarter than he is. What he can't change each time is the fact of being a moron. Hyannisport? Do they allow morons in Hyannisport?

JIrby you have way too much time on your hands.

Yes JIrby...Morons are every where, we see that many live in corpus krispy and some in Tn. Keep rattling his cage, all morons rise to the bait.

Yes JIrby...Morons are every where, we see that many live in corpus krispy and some in Tn. Keep rattling his cage, all morons rise to the bait.

Commitment #17: I will NOT wear my mommy's clothes and makeup anymore!

They sure did when they let the kennedy's there!

OMG, or should I say Ted, Hyannisport - working class Repubs have way too many morons on their hands. Why not send a few of them to Iraq to use as suicide bombers against al Qaeda? How's everything down in Redneckville? Or should I say up in Hyannisport.? Why don't you stick with one name, at least for one day?

JIryb, I have to point out that worrying about kool aide drinkers and what they say is kind of silly. Of course Ted is an idiot. Which begs the question, why care? The far right nut jobs on in this community never contribute past spouting made up telemarketing scams, harping on minor Democratic election convictions from two years ago, or somehow thinking that Elian Gonzales is relevent 7 years after the fact (that one really made me chuckle). They are small, petty, ignorant, children who are throwing a fit because they know that in 18 months their party is going to loose control of all levels of government and that they aren't likely to recover from for decades. Make fun of them if you want. Try to reason with them if you're feeling optomistic. I usually just read them for amusement when I don't just scroll past what they post.

See JIrby...They raise to the bait everytime. Jerry you can not afford to live in Hyannisport. The Kennedy's still live there.

Barbara in Dallas, I just hope it's the Hudson he tries to walk across. Commandment # 19: I will send all of America's homeless and unemployed to Mexico or Canada.

-I will cut taxes and reform the tax code in favor of the wealthy elite. -I will give Americans who can afford it more control over, and access to, healthcare with manipulated-market solutions. I will provide access to a quality education to every wealthy child in America by giving real school choice to parents that can afford it. -I will expand America's involvement in the global economy by continuing the outsourcing of all the decent jobs in America while striving to remove any meaningfull benifits that may still remain for the American worker and strengthen our reputation as fascist state around the world. -I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters,and the inpending marshal law that I will eventually have to impose on the peasant population at large. -I will increase illegal immigration, open our borders to make sure the flow of slave labor will continue to erode the middle class of my great nation, and identify every second class citizen so they can more easily be tracked and controlled. guliani has never and never will do anything for the working class citizen, to him you and that illegal allien mowing the rich cats lawn down the street should be one in the same one in the same.

-I will cut taxes and reform the tax code in favor of the wealthy elite. -I will give Americans who can afford it more control over, and access to, healthcare with manipulated-market solutions. I will provide access to a quality education to every wealthy child in America by giving real school choice to parents that can afford it. -I will expand America's involvement in the global economy by continuing the outsourcing of all the decent jobs in America while striving to remove any meaningfull benifits that may still remain for the American worker and strengthen our reputation as fascist state around the world. -I will ensure that every community in America is prepared for terrorist attacks and natural disasters,and the inpending marshal law that I will eventually have to impose on the peasant population at large. -I will increase illegal immigration, open our borders to make sure the flow of slave labor will continue to erode the middle class of my great nation, and identify every second class citizen so they can more easily be tracked and controlled. guliani has never and never will do anything for the working class citizen, to him you and that illegal allien mowing the rich cats lawn down the street should be one in the same.

Is this the posting section for 4th graders? Every single comment is an insubstantive diatribe.

H P Why would I live there???? The money I could spend getting a house in hyannisport, I can build a house bigger then John Edward's house here! And I would pay 50% lower property taxes then in Hyannisport. And Gasoline is a dollar a gallon cheaper then in Hyannisport. And food is 50% cheaper then Hyannisport! and I wouldn't have to worry about drunken politicans named Kennedy driving off the bridges at night! Maybe the whiskey is a little better there (irish of course). But why would anybody want to live in there?

HP-And here I was under the assumption that the Dems were the party of the ''working class''.If this be so,then how is it that so many of them dwell in places ''you cannot afford to live in''? Beantown is not far from Hyannisport.The next time you are up there,ask Ted how his offshore bank accounts are coming along.[And ask his nephew,arch-environmentalist Bobby Kennedy Jr.,if those windfarms have been installed yet].Ad Captandum Vulgus,eh?[or ,literally translated from Ciceros Latin,politicians,who make phony,insincere promises that appeal to public interests].

a well the shrub sure liked the wiskey in the Norteast and he got his Drunk driving arrest off his record. AS I told Paris Hilton she too can be President, when she is abot 40 she can stop drinking and partying , Bush is her example of hope to clean up her act and with money can be President.

How can you not like those goals? Think about everyone one of those. It doesn't matter who said them. But wouldn't those be great! The one I really like is the "accountability for our great Washington politicians". Ok, so I'm dreaming, atleast that can't take that away!

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