http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspxFrom NBC's Antoine SanfuentesThere is so much control a president and his handlers can have during a Rose Garden press conference. Today, while President Bush was asked about the Justice Department's controversy, a review of the tape shows a birden-USCommunityServer 2.0 (Build: 60608.1)http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203337Thu, 24 May 2007 22:02:28 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203337h p BOSTONI LOVE IT IF ONLY WE ALL COULD CHITS ON HIM!http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203342Thu, 24 May 2007 22:07:39 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203342haha"A bird in the hand is worth two on a Bush." Too bad it wasn't a pelican.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203344Thu, 24 May 2007 22:07:56 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203344Gary Schear, Bozeman MontanaOh let the EAGLE SOARRRRRRRhttp://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203356Thu, 24 May 2007 22:18:43 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203356Still Crazy After All These Years"Pennies From Heaven"-Bing Crosbyhttp://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203360Thu, 24 May 2007 22:23:32 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203360jus sayingive that bird a medal.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203365Thu, 24 May 2007 22:28:19 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203365Russell in MarylandIf cows could fly.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203372Thu, 24 May 2007 22:35:31 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203372r beltterriost bird !!! lets invade our fine feathered freinds.. before they invade and chit on us all !! loolhttp://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203381Thu, 24 May 2007 22:43:02 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203381wayne coleman, virginiaDo you think "the Source" of all the universe is trying to tell us something about President Bush. If so, The Message is clear!http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203394Thu, 24 May 2007 22:51:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203394JOHNNY JUSTICE ANYWHERE USAJust goes to show you there is crap all over this president. To bad they missed his face!http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203395Thu, 24 May 2007 22:53:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203395JOHNNY JUSTICE ANYWHERE USAAny body got to take a #2? Go to the white house.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203404Thu, 24 May 2007 23:00:34 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203404Nobody Significant,, Podunk, IowaI'm surprised DHS didn't have the area sealed and all flight-capable birds within ten miles hauled off to Gitmo. Obviously they're c/o/m/m/i/e/ terraist sympathizers.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203413Thu, 24 May 2007 23:07:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203413JOHNNY JUSTICE ANYWHERE USATHIS IS ALMOST TO FUNNY...I SEE A SKETCH FOR SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE! http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203414Thu, 24 May 2007 23:07:52 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203414sYou guys are hilarious. This is the funniest thing I've read all day!http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203418Thu, 24 May 2007 23:15:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203418H P Bostonahh THE FRIENDLY SKIES HAVE NEW MEANING FOR ME. http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203425Thu, 24 May 2007 23:25:35 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203425mike buck Washington,D.C.What goes round comes round. .. GOOD LUCK mike buck http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203450Thu, 24 May 2007 23:54:33 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203450Brian, Cedar Hill, TXLucky bird - I'd love to dump on the jerk myself.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203467Fri, 25 May 2007 00:20:38 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203467Acid Boy, Az"If the foo s@*ts, wear it."http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203473Fri, 25 May 2007 00:27:40 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203473U2There are two possible outcomes for the bird - either it got sent to Guantanamo on being an enemy combatant, or it got shot by Cheney.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203476Fri, 25 May 2007 00:33:01 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203476George Bush"Wait a second...I'm getting that feeling again...GOD'S ABOUT TO SPEAk!"...http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203486Fri, 25 May 2007 00:49:16 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203486Robert Catalano, Salem, ORToo bad it wasn't a pterodactal. LOL. I guess some birds are smarter than 29% of Americans.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203490Fri, 25 May 2007 00:57:10 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203490mm, maGod must have passed an urgent message to Bush through the chit, since Bush ain't listening to Him no more......http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203516Fri, 25 May 2007 01:20:02 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203516hahaWas it a Foo bird? Because when the Foo chits, you wear it.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203572Fri, 25 May 2007 02:52:54 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203572deniseGuess that's his reward for supporting AlBIRDo Gonzalez... perhaps we now declare war on a new terrorist Bird Laden. http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203579Fri, 25 May 2007 03:02:41 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203579Mr Bond Cool, CAIt's a shame the bird didn't get one of those lib reporters. On the bright side it is said to be good luck ... not that I would want any of that good luck on my nice suit :Phttp://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203733Fri, 25 May 2007 11:11:56 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203733(John Doe, Seattle, WashWas Byrd wearing a white sheet when he attacked? http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#203765Fri, 25 May 2007 12:00:14 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:203765Ed, OhioWe better go after the birds. If we don't fight them in the trees, we will be fighting them in our homes.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204028Fri, 25 May 2007 15:35:43 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204028Paul Miller, Woodbridge, VALol, good luck to get pooped on? Sounds ridiculous enough to have come from Sean Hannity. I'm guessing having No. 2 dropped on you is pretty much a universally accepted bad thing across all cultures, but who knows.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204061Fri, 25 May 2007 15:54:39 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204061Patriotic PattyYou know what makes me laugh, there is a PLEASE READ on here stating that "we only approve comments that are directly related to the blog, use appropriate language and ARE NOT ATTACKING THE COMMENTS OF OTHERS." It amazes me how you can attack the President of our country, because you do have that right and there are people giving their lives for that as we speak, but I can't call you guys, how do you say it, Chitheads. This is not an attack, just a comment. Have a great day and God Bless America! http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204079Fri, 25 May 2007 16:02:46 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204079OliviaIt's just a sign that Dubya is for the birds....http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204082Fri, 25 May 2007 16:03:23 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204082Dorothy"Birds"--An Alfred Hitchcock moviehttp://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204096Fri, 25 May 2007 16:13:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204096Scott Mo.Call Cheney, he'll take care ot that bird.http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204136Fri, 25 May 2007 16:28:27 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204136JWilson, Atlanta, GAHas the terror threat level been raised? I'm guessing we're at 'Turquoise' now... Then again, if the birds do attack...what military are we going to use to fight them?http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/archive/2007/05/24/203313.aspx#204146Fri, 25 May 2007 16:30:42 GMT8a5d2dbc-a0e4-4c7a-979f-3188051f228e:204146Ed, OhioPaul, Sean Hannity would have ran up there and wiped it off himself.